Although no longer with the Colorado Rockies organization, Jaime Moyer hasn't forgotten what they did for him to get his career going again this past Spring.
When asked about what was the single most important step to getting back to the majors, Moyer reportedly said, "Well that would have to be Dan O'Dowd and Dick Monfort bringing in voodoo masters from 'nawlins to hex my arm up a bit. Sadly we had to pretty much sacrifice any hope for the season because it took the combined baseball spirit strength of the entire pitching staff."
This spoofster would hardly be surprised at this turn of events if they could be remotely possible. I have long suspected strange goings on up in the front office of the #Suckies since the loss of Keli McGregor. He was the mind of the team and he was the one who had them on the path to greatness.
You have admitted you are not smart enough to know what to do Dick Monfort. I agree with 99% of that statement. You were smart enough to have Keli McGregor around to handle the fact that you did not know the business of baseball properly. Return to that smart moment and hire a new President of Baseball operations that will direct O'Dowd or a new GM in the proper direction because yes, you are the special-needs kid of MLB owners right now. Wasteful.
Your pile of money will only get bigger with the success of the franchise. Consider that.
