Rockies look to get Hamels back on track

Jeremy Guthrie getting his trade value up!

After hearing recently that tonight's starter for the Philadelphia Phillies has become "homer prone", our Rockies look to end that designation for the 2008 World Series MVP and want to help get him back into that championship stride.

A source close to the ballpark was heard to say at closing time last night that "Homer prone?  Well lucky for him we're coming to town. *hic* At worst we'll smack a couple solo shots while giving up a baker's dozen. That should get him his confidence back.  He's my best fantasy pitcher after all!!!"

While Hamels may or may not be "homer prone" now after a fantastic start to the 2012 campaign, one thing that is for certain is that we should all be happy the game is on the east coast.  No need to stay up too late to get angry at another 9 innings of classic Suckies baseball.   We can get it over with nice and early while flipping over to yell at LeBron Wade.  What a year for the fan!!!  Thanks Dick!