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Moyer Thankful to Rockies Overlords

Although no longer with the Colorado Rockies organization, Jaime Moyer hasn't forgotten what they did for him to get his career going again this past Spring.

When asked about what was the single most important step to getting back to the majors, Moyer reportedly said, "Well that would have to be Dan O'Dowd and Dick Monfort bringing in voodoo masters from 'nawlins to hex my arm up a bit.   Sadly we had to pretty much sacrifice any hope for the season because it took the combined baseball spirit strength of the entire pitching staff."

This spoofster would hardly be surprised at this turn of events if they could be remotely possible.    I have long suspected strange goings on up in the front office of the #Suckies since the loss of Keli McGregor.   He was the mind of the team and he was the one who had them on the path to greatness.

You have admitted you are not smart enough to know what to do Dick Monfort.   I agree with 99% of that statement.   You were smart enough to have Keli McGregor around to handle the fact that you did not know the business of baseball properly.   Return to that smart moment and hire a new President of Baseball operations that will direct O'Dowd or a new GM in the proper direction because yes, you are the special-needs kid of MLB owners right now.   Wasteful.

Your pile of money will only get bigger with the success of the franchise.   Consider that.

lolz

GO BRONCOS!

August will not get here soon enough.

A Snapshot of Dick Monfort's Day

"I'm not smart enough to put a good baseball team on the field but golly do I love the money!" -Tricky Dick Monfort

Rockies look to get Hamels back on track

Jeremy Guthrie getting his trade value up!

After hearing recently that tonight's starter for the Philadelphia Phillies has become "homer prone", our Rockies look to end that designation for the 2008 World Series MVP and want to help get him back into that championship stride.

A source close to the ballpark was heard to say at closing time last night that "Homer prone?  Well lucky for him we're coming to town. *hic* At worst we'll smack a couple solo shots while giving up a baker's dozen. That should get him his confidence back.  He's my best fantasy pitcher after all!!!"

While Hamels may or may not be "homer prone" now after a fantastic start to the 2012 campaign, one thing that is for certain is that we should all be happy the game is on the east coast.  No need to stay up too late to get angry at another 9 innings of classic Suckies baseball.   We can get it over with nice and early while flipping over to yell at LeBron Wade.  What a year for the fan!!!  Thanks Dick!

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