- Send pitching scouts down to the Speed Pitch booth on the concourse behind the bull-pen to find new pitching talent.
- Brand new, ConAgra Slim Jim stand.
- Get Jim Tracy a full body massage chair for press conferences to make excuses from in style and comfort.
- Hire Feng Shui expert for locker room and parking lots.
- Get SWTOR Jedi Sage toon to lvl 50 ASAP.
- Move water cooler closer to Dan O'Dowd's desk.
Turn team around, and get us to another World Series and win it.
