In a desperate effort to ensure that 30,000+ people continue to mindlessly file through the turnstiles, Tricky Dick has announced that the Rockies will be blasting fireworks into the sky randomly after home games. This is somewhat logical considering that other teams treat Coors Field as a launching pad every game this year as well. Rumor is that these fireworks will also come with free t-shirts. Stay tuned.
"Well, the Fans have spoken and it seems that they want more fireworks and goods made in China! I'm smart enough to see that.", boasted Monfort. "This is the Year of the Fan after all so I want to please them."
The response from most of the sheep that continue to go to Denver's Largest Outdoor Bar to watch a beer league team has been positive. One fan was overheard to say "Why, thanks to Dick I no longer need to only be entertained by sparklers and snakes at home! Lets have another overpriced beer, eh Rusty?"
It's refreshing to finally have an owner listening to what the fans have been complaining about. NOT ENOUGH EXPLOSIONS!
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